Wilbur Whately @arzachel@mastodon.derveni.org

Well somebody is getting arrested.
Just the little people so far, but I hope they're singing.

https://www.diamondandsilk.com/breaking-two-men-facing-charges-after-allegedly-forging-8000-voter-registration-applications-4/

@Chairman Salon jumped the gun a bit, but this is basically an early preview of the Left's upcoming pro-pedo propaganda: The REAL problem is Hateful rightwingers, not ethical pedophiles who wait for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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BOOM! Trump staffer claims, server raid in Germany was REAL!! – The Phaser

http://thephaser.com/2020/11/boom-trump-staffer-says-the-server-raid-was-real/

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